Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Resume

I've had a lot of jobs in my life. Not all were glamorous. Actually, very few were...well to be totally honest, none of them were. But here's the deal - if worse comes to worse, there are a lot of things I can do.
Pick cotton
Shovel out manure from commercial chicken houses
Chicken catcher (commercial)
Cut grass
Lay blocks
Work on the chain-gang for the highway department
Maintenance mechanic work
Professional student
Repair radio transmitters and receivers (Army)
Newspaper reporter & photography
Bootlegger
Gas pumper/windshield washer
Garageman (maintain vehicles)
Telephone installer and repair
Computer operator
Supervisor
Computer maintenance
College professor
Singer songwriter
Farmer
Heavy equipment driver
Web designer
Sales
Writer
Promotions coordinator

These are all actual jobs I have held at one time or another in my life. I'm not looking for a job, but in looking back over my resume, it's comforting to know that there is a better than even chance I could find work that I can do.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:42 PM

    You forgot one... Comsumer of little hairy fishes.Good luck tommorrow night. Later, Fred

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