I'm working on my column for Valentine's Day. LoveDay is this Sunday so I'm dedicating my column to things you should probably steer clear of to make the most of the day.
Believe me, I've learned my lessons well over the last 35 years. I'm amazed and amused that guys still make the same mistakes.
The biggest mistake that guys make is trying to be practical. Valentine's Day is not about being practical so throw that notion out the window and go for the tried and true - flowers, candy, day at the spa, theraputic spanking......oooops, did I just write that, I meant to say get her a gift that says "it took me more than five seconds to pick this gift out."
Anyhow, that's my advice. You'll have to read the paper or click on the website for The Daily Mountain Eagle to read the full story on Sunday.