Tuesday, July 03, 2012


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Don't adjust your computer screens, let me explain:

I was sitting here trying to think of something to write about and noticed my keyboard looked like it came from a computer at Birmingham Hide and Tallow. 
How does a keyboard get so mangy looking?
I'm a clean person. I wash my hands frequently and rarely eat or drink anything while I'm typing, but it looked as gnarly.
I immediately fetched one of our super-duper microfiber cleaning cloths and gave it a good going over.  

After the cleaning when I looked up, the screen was "gibber-esk."   

Some nights, you grasp at straws. Tonight is one of those nights.   Y'all have a happy 4th of July.


  1. I do hope it's not our keyboards that are the mirrors of our souls. I might be in trouble since mine is old and missing a key...

  2. That's why you turn your PC off before cleaning! LOL!! Happy Fourth of July!! take care

  3. It doesn't matter if you're clean. Skin cells, bacteria, all sorts of shit -- it's all falling off of you all the time. And I do mean you, because I'm perfectly clean.



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