I read in the news today that a lady in Southern California had octuplets. That's eight kids. I've had beagles that bore fewer off springs.
I'm guessing they were really frustrated at not having kids and instead of taking a single pill, she got tanked up on tequila and snorted the entire bottle of fertility pills. The paper could only say that all the kids were doing fine. Six boys and two girls. That's a basketball team with cheerleaders.
I wish them good luck. Maybe Nike will donate some running shoes to the new mom and dad. They're gonna need them in about a year.
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