Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I'm Cheating Tonight

I've drawn a blank tonight. I tapped the letters off the keyboard and nothing. Just then, my email tinged and when I looked it was several really funny quips about aging. So, here they are.
I saw where a reporter was interviewing a woman that was 104 years old. When he asked what was the best thing about being that age, she quickly said "No peer pressur

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia
Have poor circulation; Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises
As your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff
In my shopping cart says, ' For fast relief.'

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