Monday, August 01, 2011

Kids say the strangest things

My sister has been teaching 4 year olds in Vacation Bible School this week and she said there was on little red headed guy that was a scream.
When they taught that Jesus died on the cross, they asked the kids if they knew how he died. "Did he die from drinking too much beer?" the red-headed kid asked.
One of the teachers asked the kid where he got his pretty red hair and without blinking an eye he said, "from the UPS man." My sister said she spewed coffee on the table.
Our nephew Jordan was visiting today and he kept putting his hand down into his shorts. Jilda asked him if he had to go to the bathroom, and he said without hesitation -- "No, I'm just fixing my penis." I can tell you when I was 3 years old, it would not have occurred to me to say that.
One of the funniest shows on television that I remember is Art Linkletter's "Kids Say The Darndest Things".
Here are some kid quotes:
*If mom's not happy, nobody's happy.
*You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
*You should never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
*Every time I complain to my mom that I'm bored, she tells me to go clean my room.
*When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
*When teachers get old, like over fifty-five, they're always in a bad mood.
*It's not a very good idea to drink a two-liter Coke before going to bed.
* No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize a cat.

I bet you've all heard kids say funny stuff. I'm listening.


  1. Oh, I loved these quotes and your sister's story! When I told my daughter God could see everyone in the world she said, "He must have sharp eyes."

  2. Anonymous12:08 AM

    From the mouth of Babes!!! I love it.

  3. Off I go to find me some kids! LOL! Take care x

  4. Kids are funny.
    When my daughter was little, I used to tell her I knew everything she was doing because I was psychic.
    One day in the car, she announced that "Mom knows everything... because she's psycho".

  5. What great quotes! My four year old is continually spouting things that crack me up. One of the great joys of being a mom.


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